The Horny Toad Guest House Simpson Bay, Simpson Bay ➤ Reviews, Rooms & Prices 2025

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About the Hotel

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A

The Horny Toad Guest House is situated in the prime location along the 2.4-kilometer-long Simpson Bay Beach, known for its soft sand and captivating waters. This guest house features unique accommodations with ocean views and is within walking distance to various restaurants and entertainment options. The property offers a laid-back atmosphere, ideal for guests seeking both relaxation and adventure. It is also conveniently located just 0.5 miles from Princess Juliana International Airport, making it accessible for travelers.

Location

The hotel is located in a walkable area, with easy access to Simpson Bay Beach and Kim Sha Beach. The nearby Mullet Bay Golf Course is just a two-minute drive away, providing additional leisure opportunities. With Princess Juliana International Airport just 0.5 miles from the property, guests find it convenient to travel to and from the hotel.

Rooms

The Horny Toad Guest House provides eight individually decorated air-conditioned accommodations. Each unit features a spacious living area equipped with a sofa, dining table, and fully equipped kitchenette. Guests can enjoy stunning views of the Caribbean Sea from the privacy of their own terrace. All accommodations include private bathrooms, complete with showers and hair dryers.

Eat & Drink

Guests at The Horny Toad Guest House can utilize the fully equipped kitchens in their suites, which feature refrigerators, stovetops, and microwaves. A large BBQ pavilion is available for guests' use, encouraging social gatherings during the daily 'Happy Hour.' Local dining options are within walking distance, showcasing the culinary delights of Sint Maarten.

Leisure & Business

Recreational amenities at the hotel include a fitness center and communal barbecue grills. Guests can engage in snorkeling, windsurfing, and other water sports available nearby. Complimentary Wi-Fi access allows patrons to stay connected during their visit, while arrangements for car rentals and excursions can be made by the hotel staff.

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The hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals

Suite

Max:

2 persons

47 m²

Bed options:

1 King Size Bed

Sea view

Shower

Coffee machine

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King Suite

Max:

2 persons

47 m²

Bed options:

1 King Size Bed

Sea view

Shower

Coffee machine

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One-Bedroom Suite

Max:

3 persons

53 m²

Bed options:

1 King Size Bed

Sea view

Shower

Coffee machine

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Getting around

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City Center

Simpson Bay 1.0 mi

Airports

Princess Juliana International (sxm) 2.1 mi

Grand-Case (sfg) 7.5 mi

Facilities

The hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

Perfect Kitchen Setup

“The well-stocked kitchen made it incredibly easy to prepare meals and store groceries, enhancing my overall experience.” view full review

Amazing Views

“Waking up to the stunning ocean view each morning from my room was the highlight of my stay, offering pure relaxation.” view full review

Cozy Atmosphere

“The living area was warm and inviting, with charming decor that made me feel right at home during my vacation.” view full review

Impeccably Clean

“The bathroom was spotless and well-maintained, providing a refreshing and comfortable space to unwind after a day at the beach.” view full review

General

No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
Safe deposit box
VIP check-in/ -out
No pets allowed
Security
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key access

Sports & Fitness

Golf course

Guest Parking

Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Services

Housekeeping
Car rental
Laundry
Tours/Ticket assistance
Grocery shopping service

Dining

Outdoor dining area

Children

Board games

Spa & Leisure

Beach access
Beach umbrellas
Sun loungers
Sun terrace
Garden area
BBQ facilities

Room features

Air conditioning
Soundproofed rooms
Patio
Terrace
Garden furniture
Tea and coffee facilities
Dining table
Ironing facilities

Self-catering

Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Media

AM/FM alarm clock

Location

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A

Map view

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A

City landmarks

Airport Road Roundabout at the Princess Juliana International Airport

Brown Pelicans

2600 ft

Pelican Key

4100 ft

Welfare Road #80

Sint Maarten Pub Crawl

2800 ft

Night club

Avantika

4200 ft

Beach

Maho Beach

1.3 mi

Beach

Kim Sha Beach

4500 ft

Casinos

Hollywood Casino

4300 ft

Store

Carrefour Market

1.1 mi

Casinos

Paradise Casino

5000 ft

Burgeaux Bay

1.1 mi

Simpson Bay Lagoon

1.1 mi

139b Union Rd

Friendly Island Pharmacy

1.2 mi

Cheri's Cafe

1.3 mi

Welfare Rd

Tropicana Princess Casino

1.3 mi

64 Cay Bay Road Cay bay SX

Seaside Nature Park

1.6 mi

Night club

Sky Beach

1.3 mi

Marina

Port la Royale Marina

1.9 mi

Mahoe Tree Drive 8 Cole Bay

Kidsworld-SXM

1.5 mi

Harbor

Marigot Market

2.2 mi

Beach

Mullet Bay Beach

1.7 mi

Maho

1.5 mi

Rue de Sandy Ground

St Maarten Things to do

1.6 mi

Beach

Cay Bay

1.6 mi

Back Bay

1.7 mi

Rue du Fort Louis

Fort Louis

2.4 mi

Casinos

Casino Royale

2.3 mi

Beach

Simpson Bay Beach

3.1 mi

Nearby

Church

Mary Star of the Sea Church

700 ft

Mall

Le Grand Marche

700 ft

Restaurants

Abu Ghazi Shwarma

700 ft

Paradise Mall Cole Bay

Burger King

700 ft

Welfare Road Mega Yacht Mall

McDonald's

700 ft

Simpson Bay Road

Cafe Atlantico

2000 ft

51 Airport Road

Pinche Gringo

1700 ft

65 Airport Rd

Little Jerusalem SXM

2600 ft

27 Airport Rd

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback from previous guests about their experience.

88%

liked the hotel and would stay again

breathtaking views

exceptional service

limited dining

pricey extras

8.8/10

Great

Rooms

8.8

Location

10.0

Service

9.0

Dining

7.3

Alan

United States of America, March 2024

8.8/10

The hotel offers an unbeatable view, but has limited dining options. The service is top-notch and the location couldn't be more ideal, right on the beautiful sandy beach. The facilities are well-maintained and enjoyable.

Rooms

9.0

The rooms provide an unbeatable view.

Service

9.0

The service is excellent, with car hire and laundry services available.

Location

10.0

The hotel is right on the beach in a very popular location with restaurants within walking distance.

Dining

7.0

The dining experience was a bit lacking with limited options.

Facilities

9.0

The facilities are well-maintained.

Billy

United States of America, February 2024

9.0/10

A delightful hotel with breathtaking views and a warm atmosphere. The rooms offer an unbeatable view, while the service is exceptional. The only downside is the limited dining options.

Rooms

9.0

The rooms provide an unbeatable view and are well-equipped.

Service

9.0

The service is top-notch with a range of convenient amenities.

Location

10.0

The hotel is located directly on the beach, offering a truly stunning setting.

Dining

8.0

The dining experience is good, though with limited options for certain meals.

Facilities

9.0

The facilities are modern and well-maintained, enhancing the overall experience.

breathtaking views

limited dining

Max

United States of America, September 2023

8.8/10

I was thrilled with my stay at this hotel. The unbeatable view from the rooms and the excellent service stood out to me. However, the dining options were a bit lacking. The location on the beautiful sandy beach and the well-maintained facilities made my stay memorable.

Rooms

9.0

The rooms offered an unbeatable view and were very comfortable.

Service

9.0

The service was exceptional, with friendly staff catering to all my needs.

Location

10.0

Being right on the beach in such a popular location with restaurants within walking distance was ideal.

Dining

7.0

The dining experience was satisfactory, but more variety in the menu would have been appreciated.

Facilities

9.0

The facilities were well-maintained, adding to the overall comfort of the stay.

Jesse

United States of America, August 2023

8.6/10

I had a wonderful stay at this hotel! The location is just perfect, right on the beautiful sandy beach with an incredible view and within walking distance of lovely restaurants. The rooms are spacious, clean, and modern, but there are a few drawbacks. The service was exceptional, offering great car hire and housekeeping services. However, the dining experience left something to be desired as the menu options were limited. Despite a few minor issues, the overall value for money was good, making it a great choice for a relaxing beach getaway.

Rooms

8.0

The rooms are spacious and offer an unbeatable view of the beach.

Service

9.0

The service here is top-notch, with convenient car hire and excellent housekeeping.

Location

10.0

The hotel is in a very popular location, right on the beach, with restaurants within walking distance.

Dining

7.0

The dining experience was decent, but the menu, especially for tartines, could have more variety.

Facilities

9.0

The facilities are great and well-maintained.

Roger

United States of America, August 2023

9.0/10

I had an amazing stay at this hotel! The rooms had an unbeatable view, and I enjoyed every moment. The service was top-notch, and the hotel's location right on the beach made it even more special. The dining options were impressive, and the facilities were just perfect. A few things could be improved, but overall, it was a fantastic experience.

Rooms

9.0

The rooms with an unbeatable view were absolutely stunning and provided a comfortable stay.

Service

9.0

The service was exceptional, from car hire to housekeeping, everything was taken care of promptly.

Location

10.0

The hotel's location right on the most beautiful sandy beach was a dream come true. With 8 large rooms directly on the beach, it was a perfect setting.

Dining

8.0

The dining experience, including local dishes, exceeded my expectations. I enjoyed every meal during my stay.

Facilities

9.0

The facilities were impressive and well-maintained, providing everything I needed for a relaxing and enjoyable stay.

Lucy

United States of America, May 2023

8.6/10

I had a wonderful stay at this hotel. The location is superb, right on the beautiful sandy beach and close to Simpson Bay town center. The rooms offer an unbeatable view and are spacious and modern. The service was excellent, providing car hire and laundry services. However, the dining options were limited, and the price could be a bit high for some travelers.

Rooms

9.0

The rooms come with an unbeatable view and are spacious and modern.

Service

9.0

The service was excellent, offering car hire and laundry services.

Location

10.0

The hotel is perfectly situated right on the most beautiful sandy beach and close to Simpson Bay town center.

Dining

7.0

The dining experience was slightly limited in options.